heyooo i’m taking headshot commissions! I’m making five slots available for now. message me if you’re interested!

midnightmadwoman:

pussyronin:

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we’re extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you’re wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger’s tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he’d taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i’ve seen the way you’ve looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home

  

doing artfight again this year!!! I try to revenge anyone who attacks! follow me here :3

sbnkalny:

4) beat the shortening and Sugar together until They are destroyed.

  

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

  

doreenchartreuse:

Figgy Allhearth, the PC I’m playing for the TTRPG Fantasy Age!! She’s high strung, but kind. A rogue that sneaks trinkets into your pockets!

  

Figgy Allhearth, the PC I’m playing for the TTRPG Fantasy Age!! She’s high strung, but kind. A rogue that sneaks trinkets into your pockets!

femmeliarity:

maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s adhd and lesbianism

  

muzinabu:

  

bailiesartblog:

Blood & Moonlight

  

meowersnow:

Peachy

  

sandmandaddy69:

  

straightboyfriend:

as an empath i had to quit my barista job because i could feel the coffee bean’s pain when i had to grind them. i could hear them screaming

  

wstaudrey:

Perfect Blue 1997

  

wstaudrey:

🖤💖Pink and Black💖🖤

  

localbabe:

i miss the real gun emoji so much